After sitting through two hours of the new and horrible movie "Him," I started to feel sorry for anyone who goes to this film thinking it's a Sports movie, a Horror movie, or even a movie. After leaving this waste of two hours, it is impossible for anyone to fully define what this movie is about or why it was even made. Him is one of the worst movies I have ever seen.
The story is about a former quarterback, Isaiah White, played by Marlon Wayans, training a recently injured rookie quarterback Cameron Cade played by Tyriq Withers, in a private and insane facility that includes zombie-like people who roam around a huge training facility. There are violent action scenes that include a football player who lets himself repeatedly get hit in the face, at close range, by a football-throwing machine. Why this scene exists in this movie-mess is another example of a bad story that makes no sense. This entire movie is so bad that it is almost impossible to review, with the best part being that this nightmare of bad movie-making eventually does end.
The Rotten Tomatoes consensus for this horrendous film is a way too high 30%, with my rating a solid zero and a recommendation to miss this waste of 2 hours at all costs.
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